Thursday, September 14, 2006

They Claim I Fell Asleep At Work Today

Rumor has it that today at work I fell asleep at my desk. Worse, apparently there is proof--someone produced a picture of me in the act.
Shades of ReutersGate!

Although the picture bears an incredible likeness to me, I believe I can dispute the accusation.
The picture was done by someone in the Art Department.
Although it looks like it was done by hand, I suspect it was Photoshopped.

What do you think?


Personally, I think it is just a little too Cubist for my tastes.
And what is with that growth coming out of my back?
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3 comments:

  1. SnoopyTheGoon1:45 PM

    Fess up, DA, you will feel better immediately. The MSM just love a good from the heart confession.

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  2. Daled Amos8:59 PM

    Aaron, I'm curious if the same philosophy behind Cubism--when applied to history--would even care about the sequence of events.

    I have a book on art. I bought it after finding that when going out on a date, I invariably ended up taking my date to an art museum--and had no idea what I was looking at.

    Naturally, within the year I got married and haven't had a need to look at it since.

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  3. Daled Amos9:01 PM

    Confession?

    Actually, my first impulse was to say that I was davening Mincha and was up to Tachanun.

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