What's YOUR Excuse For Not Getting Up In The Morning?

My 7 year old daughter seems to have been putting some extra thought into hers. When I was a kid and I didn't want to get up and go to school, I just said "I don't wanna"--a lot of good it did me.

My daughter is a bit more creative.

• When she was 6, my daughter would pull her covers over her and say: I'm a bear--and I'm hibernating!
  
  
• This morning, she wrapped her covers around her and exclaimed: I'm in a cocoon--and I'm not coming out till Spring!

On the way home from work, I was wondering what kind of excuses I could make up:

• Wait, I just saw my shadow--I can't go to work today!
  
  
• I'm the latest Hero, and my special power is to turn workdays into Sundays--go back to sleep!
  
  
• Shhhh, I'm blogging--can't you see I'm wearing pajamas?!

Nu, so what's your excuse?