"Dead Cows Float Off Lebanese Shores"

I'm not sure what to make of this, but apparently nobody else seems to know either--least of all the ones in Lebanon reporting it:

Dead Cows Float Off Lebanese Shores
Dead cows were seen floating off the shore of Kfar Abida-Madfoun in Batroun on Tuesday, the National News Agency reported.

NNA said that the number of cows seen off the Lebanese coast since one week has reached to seven, including three of them off Casino du Liban in Jounieh.

Environmental protection organizations issued a statement warning against such a "phenomenon," and calling for an investigation by the environment and agriculture ministries.

I suppose that Mony Python would be able to get to the bottom of this, but though this article is extremely short, I still would have thought they would have thought to at least pretend to be surprised that the cows were being found off shore and not on dry land.

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