Are All 4 Year Old's Socialists?

I know that my son is.

Bear with me.

Yesterday, we had a family flower planting project.
Since my 4 year old son's green thumb is somewhat small, I asked him to hand me the flower and I would plant it for him.

His response, with hands outstretched:

But these flowers are for aaaaalllllllllll of us.

I suppose that would explain the stunt he pulled the day before:


My wife took my son, daughter and her friend to a restaurant.
Not having any cash on her, she went down the block to an ATM--taking along our 4 year old, since he does tend to act his age.

To keep him occupied, she let him swipe the card, though she insisted on pressing the buttons.

So far, so good.

But when the money came out of the ATM, my son grabbed the money and ran down the street, throwing $100 in ten dollar bills in the air as he went.

Yes, all of the money was recovered.
Apparently, my son is very big on redistributing wealth.

That gave me an idea

Me (to my son): Do you plan on voting in November?
Son: No...
Me: If you could vote, would you vote for Obama?
Son: Uh-huh.

I rest my case.

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