JACK HATES CATS. Me? I grew up with a cat named G. G. Mittens Tranquility:

G. G. stands for Gorgeous Girl.
Mittens because she was a mutant with 6 claws on one paw and 7 on the other.
Tranquility because was born in 1969 on the day they first landed on the moon.

Now there was a cat. She was independent, owned the block we lived on even though she had been declawed (those paws came in handy when she hit dogs on the nose), but at night always jumped up on my bed and purred me to sleep.

We had a dog named Champ Muttel Kelev Klugge-Kup.

My mother named our pets.
I'm lucky I ended up with a normal name.
(No, not Daled Amos...I mean my real name)

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