Monday, December 13, 2010

The Zionist Plot: Sharks And Pigeons And Squirrels--Oh My!

Robert E. Belgrad writes about the history of Israel being accused of training animals against the Muslim world:
  • Just last week, shark attacks near Sharm el-Sheikh, have been blamed on Israel--possibly the Mossad using them as a biological weapon to harm Egypt’s tourist trade.

  • In August 2010, Iran accused Israel of using pigeons to spy on her uranium enrichment facility at Natanz.

  • In June of 2009, Israel was accused by the Palestinian Authority media of using wild boars in an engineered attack to destroy Arab crops in Samaria.

  • In 2008, Dr. Hasan Khater, secretary-general of the Islamic-Christian Front in Jerusalem, accused Israel of using poison-resistant rats to drive Arab residents of Jerusalem from their homes.

  • In 2007, Iranian intelligence services arrested 14 squirrels who were suspected of conducting espionage within Iran’s borders.

  • On the other hand, Israel has used antelope to defend against Iran’s Hezbollah proxy force in Lebanon--and has also experimented with the use of llamas. However, the experiments failed during the last war in Lebanon, when the llamas seemed to show greater loyalty to “The Party of God” than to Israel.
Read the whole thing.

Belgrad wonders aloud:
How far into the animal kingdom does the Zionist program extend, and how long has it been in effect? Will Israel’s foes one day be confronted by an army of marmosets trained in martial arts and spycraft? Need we be suspicious of the family pet cat, the goldfish swimming nonchalantly in our fish-bowls, or seeing-eye dogs that see more than we know, and report it to their secret Zionist masters?
We can only hope that thoughts like this are keeping the Muslim world awake at night.
And if they are going to be up anyway, maybe they'll be watching The Colbert Report:

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